Married. Proud Texan. Here to fuck shit up. Queen of everything. twitter @stephjuarez09

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dichotomized:

This photo is the “Pulitzer Prize” winning photo taken in 1994 during the Sudan Famine. The picture depicts stricken child crawling towards an United Nations food camp, located a kilometre away. The vulture is waiting for the child to die so that it can eat him. This picture shocked the whole world. No one knows what happened to the child, including the photographer Kevin Carter who left the place as soon as the photograph was taken. Three months later he committed suicide due to depression.
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kisakiru:

2damnfeisty:

journalisticjoe:

freshest-tittymilk:

me and my crew at the party judging you

It’s so perfect I want to cry.

Michael: Girl…. really?
Liz: Now girl you know better…..
Oprah: This bitch just tried it.

Oprah’s face is icon worthy.

a special message for a very special someone

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

+ 574255

notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

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difocity:

laughhard:

I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.

lmfaoooo
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shadowsorella:

ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP